1. T4 Loverman and Welsh sleaze-bag, Steve Jones:

2. The REAL saviour of Radio 1 and indie legend, Steve Lamacq:

3. White-haired one-time comic genius, Steve Martin:

May I remind you that Steve Jones really has done nothing, but is rather dashing. Steve Lamacq should be a national treasure and will be our generation's John Peel. Steve Martin was in The Man with 2 Brains and The Jerk, the other Steves weren't. However, he was also in two Pink Panther remakes and Cheaper By The Dozen, both other Steves weren't. Choose wisely, for there can be only one Steve.
The Faux Bot
