On the second day of Metal Christmas

...therightbullets gave to me: Dio! Continuing the long hair theme from yesterday makes Dio an obvious choice- his big curly hair looks just like a mop of Christmas ribbon. Right? Anyway, the world would be a much poorer place without its old Rock icons and a listen to the video below proves that Ronnie James can still kick it. Dio and the band toured this year on the 'Metal Masters' tour with Judas Priest and Motorhead. Thats all anyone needs to know.

Truth told I don't know all that much about Dio, but what I do know is enough, they make a big noise and the lyrics are proper righteous metal lyrics. Just the way it should be.

Holy Diver




"Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen"

Justtherightbullets

On the first day of Metal Christmas

...therightbullets gave to me: Monster Magnet. Monster Magnet seem to have always been around, as long as I can remember anyway, and their back catalog would back me up on this. Always heavy, always good fun, and always with scantily clad dancers in the videos, Monster Magnet are always rock and roll. As much as I like this band, I couldn't post about them without calling lead Singer Dave Wyndorf a dick. I should have seen this band play a few years back but the tour was canceled because he overdosed. Don't get me wrong, if the band wasn't out of their minds 24/7 I probably wouldn't like the music and the lyrics wouldn't be so far out- still, bad timing for me, eh?

Enjoy the video and look out for the chick in the crowd at the beginning with the makeup. Wow.

Radiation Day



"So keep a blast of love and napalm
Rollin' through your head
Watch the tube enough
To freak you, before you
Go to bed
I never had the nerve
To love you, I couldn't
Find my way
Now I've got the chance to nail you
On radiation day"

Justtherightbullets

A time of giving.

Tomorrow is Christmas Day and with the following 11 days makes up the 12 days of Christmas. To celebrate this and ensure everyone has a rocking Christmas period I will post a heavy metal track/video of my choosing each day of the 12. I declare this the 12 Days of Metal ChristmasTM.

Rock on & a Merry Christmas.


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Justtherightbullets

What a dick.

'Long way Round' and 'Long way Down' were really good shows. When 'ol Ewan McGregor wasn't looking cool on his motorbike with pal and beard wearer Boorman, he was off looking cool making movies, and might I add making a small fortune. It certainly wasn't cash problems then that inspired McGregor to participate in a soulless, ball-less perfume advert that's been airing the past 4 or 5 weeks. He's not the first to become a dick for no reason and he wont be the last.





Justtherightbullets

Christmas 2008.

Yes, its a Christmas post! As the holiday period really goes into overdrive, adverts take on a festive theme, people start giving each other bits of cardboard and the music industry tries to bastardize more classic songs by giving them to new artists who sing them, well, wrong (you know who you are).

Everyone knows the best part of Christmas is the gifts & food, but unfortunately the excitement diminishes year after year and I think I've figured out why this is. There seems to be a scheduling error in December resulting in the new year coming along right after Christmas Day- really, it's less than a week after! Whoever thought following the best day of the year with what is easily the most depressing, gun-in-mouth terrible day of any year was not thinking straight. How can any adult enjoy Christmas as much knowing what fast approaches? Every year, convincing themselves 'this year will be better', refusing to acknowledge that every year for the last 5 years has been worse than the one before.

Rather than just piss all over something as I usually do, I'd like to suggest a solution! I vote we change the date of Christmas to sometime in early January, and use December 25th for nothing but somber religious ceremonies. This way, December 25th can regain its religious significance and NewYearsEve will eventually stop being so terribly mind numbing and reflective as everyone will be looking forward to Christmas.

This could work, it just needs support. That's you, readers.

Justtherightbullets

J in my P's

Saturday Night Live is a weird one isn't it? I'd have no idea what the fuck it was if it wasn't for Youtube and Imported sitcoms. Still, with gems like this emerging from the show, it's no wonder that viral videos have made it an internationally recognised name. I won't spoil the punchline, just watch and hopefully piss yourself as much as I did.

Also notice the cameos from Justin Timberlake and more importantly, Jamie-Lynn Sigler a.k.a Meadow Soprano. I swear she gets hotter by the day. She gave my a boner the entire time The Sopranos ran for, that's some sort of achievement right? Perhaps she'd like to hear about it! I could send her a letter and a photo for proof! Surely she'd love that.



The Faux Bot

What? Fuck off.

G-ddamnIhatethosemotherfuckers. Who's short of cash? Every 14 year old with a baseball cap and a switchblade has money for pointless ringtones. Its not just the deviant little bastards either, all the other 14 year olds with haircuts and mothers' packed lunches have got them too. This might be the most offensive website ever created and they're polluting TV advertising too. This weeks favorites are the one liners of a hand puppet/ ventrilliquists dummy called Achmed the terrorist. Genius. A man speaking through closed lips shouting 'I kill you' is not something I want to hear on the bus two thousand times. For the first time in your lives take some advice, save up all the ringtone money you're pissing away and go buy a Black Sabbath album. Christ, go buy the first 4 albums and make a positive stride.

"I'm telling you
Believe in me
Nobody else will tell you
Open your eyes
And see the lies, oh yeah

You think I'm crazy and baby
I know that it's true
Before that you know it I think
That you'll go crazy too"

-Black Sabbath, Killing Yourself To Live

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