You know how some people have lives so comfortable that they actually have time to ponder their existence? They call them existentialists, and they will be first against the wall when I come to power. Sweeping generalisations aside, it seems that there really are some people who have a purpose beyond their own existence. Take Kip "Kipkay" Kedersha, for example. He is some sort of man-genius who has worked out how to hack, modify and improve just about everything you thought needed improving (except for the quality of my writing). Ever wanted a pair of home-made infrared goggles, or wanted to know how to "superchill" a canned beverage in 2 minutes? Me too.
Chill A Coke In 2 Minutes! - video powered by Metacafe
This guy is amazing. Hopefully he will start some sort of religion/cult soon so that I can go serve under him. Come on people! He can chill a coke in 2 minutes! Blows Christianity right out of the water.
What are you waiting for?
The Faux Bot
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